Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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