just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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