just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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