Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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