I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
wow bdsm is so cute
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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