Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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