I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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