My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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