Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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