I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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