Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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