he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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