Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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