As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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