We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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