The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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