I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are we still banned from the library?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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