i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I currently don't understand fingers.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
His nipple licking is glorious
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