We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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