Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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