But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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