If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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