hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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