my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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