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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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