I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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