so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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