I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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