Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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