Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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