You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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