the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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