how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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