okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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