i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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