Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize