it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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