Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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