Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
only you would photoshop your dick
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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