glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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