Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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