your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's Friday. Sex?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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