I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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