I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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