went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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