16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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