She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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