my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You dont lie about slip and slides
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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