just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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