if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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