I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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